just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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