In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Randomize
