i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Holy sore nipples Batman
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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