Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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