What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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