no, he came in my armpit
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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