Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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