i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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