I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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