i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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