We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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