2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
