But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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