I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think my moral compass just broke
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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