i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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