margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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