Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
