oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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