He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Randomize
