I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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