he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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