Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
