just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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