is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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