you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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