My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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