mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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