Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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