I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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