Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
