Cold hands, warm shart.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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