Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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