No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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