Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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