The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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