She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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