Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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