dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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