One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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