wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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