some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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