the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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