She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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