Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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