he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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