I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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