I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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