nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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