we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize