what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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