return my video game
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
There r osticjed everywhere
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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