omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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