Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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