well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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