Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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