chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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