I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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