problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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